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300 NORWEGIAN REINDEER DIE IN SNEAK ATTACK BY PERSIAN LIGHTNING BOLT
It seems those antlers are just the right antennae for attaching bolts from the sky. These poor creatures were only huddled together to shelter themselves from the storm when nature happened and killed all three hundred within the herd. Sad day in reindeer land. At least with wolves, they have a fighting chance. But speaking of wolves.
THE BEAST OF BRAMSTROM STRIKES AGAIN
Old Stinker, half man half dog, was spotted chowing down on some road kill by a woman and her co-workers as they drove down a country lane in East Yorkshire Britain.
BUSH CLOWNS LURE CHILDREN INTO WOODS WITH DA DOLLA DOLLA BILLS YA’LL
South Carolina authorities investigate reports of clown sightings in various cities throughout the state. Apparently, clowns are flopping in their big ol’ shoes around wooded neighborhoods, hiding in bushes, and offering kids money in attempts to lure them into the thick. Jerry Jr., local neighbor kid said of his encounter with the propositioning clown, “n*&$#! you must be crazy.”
His mother then smacked Lil JJ in the mouth and drug him home kicking and screaming.