Apeshit Out of Luck: A Movie Review of Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Apeshit Out of Luck

What Dawn of the Planet of the Apes taught me. If indeed the human race was immediately decimated by a plague of ungodly proportions, mankind would be in all kindness is apeshit out of luck. Yes, I say mankind because in all truthfulness wouldn’t it be a man who would evidently go to war with a bunch of intelligent primates during the most devastating crisis ever besought onto man? However, don’t misconstrue my optimism, “womenkind” aren’t exempt from the stupidity clause – I only give you more credit. Your wrap sheet for creating wars is unequivocally less to none as compared to your trigger happy rib donors. Fact is humankind has lost natural ability to survive and without our precious energy sources, life as we know it would cease and apes will flourish.

Humans are capable of acheiving many fantastical feats and adapting to change; that is if we don’t allow our ignorance to shroud our intelligence. Some people will not ever accept Darwinism, scientific evidence be damn – dem just words. Or maybe I’m just one among the vast majority who drank Chuck Darwin’s kool-aid and legitimately believes in the new science unveiled in the world of film where the apes rule and humans drool. Acceptance of scientific evidence is to your own discretion. Burritos don’t judge and in the scheme of life, the burrito doesn’t care.

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