State of Fear 2018 – The Halloween Edition

Halloween has newfound popularity rooted in a remake that is a sequel or a remakequel, which in short is only a relaunch of another dead franchise. Nothing new with this version of Halloween, but there’s an argument to make for simplicity within horror movies. Over time horror movies lost to the evolving use of special effects and jump scares. Halloween (2018) wasn’t a great movie; however, it’s what this genre needs as a reflection back to when simple storytelling thrilled the masses.

This, That, Other News, and Crytoids

Mysteries and legends lie between the plains of truth and reality. Choosing to believe is nothing dangerous, but failure to imagine is where, I think, we fail to develop as an evolving species. Sasquatch, aliens, robots, and ghosts are matter-of-fact entities existing within the root cult of modern lore. It is the intrigue by those who believe which keep cryptids alive and provide stories for me to ridicule on this issue of Cryptid news.

Aliens and May 2018 triangle in the sky.

Returning home from our daughter’s graduation my wife and notice a triangle formation of lights in the sky just above the Air Force base. There was a plane passing somewhere near as well. She and I watched it for about a minute and after parking, exited the car to find it gone.

Time Traveler, Jamie Oliver, Claims to be from the year 6491.

If a time traveler arrives anytime in the near future, he or she, is not going on some youtube channel.

  • 2030 time traveler and his Las Vegas footage.
  • Apex TV mech.
  • It’s okay to wonder, but this is entertainment.
  • Watch Starman, or the trippy Dave Bowie movie, The Man Who Fell to Earth
  • Also, there are ways to beat a lie detector.

Lochness Sightings! Please, oh please, use your feet to zoom!

Every so-called captured footage of a cryptid needs a reliable photography to snap a worthy image and prove to the world it’s existence. Nowadays, there is no reason why this proof is not substantiated by clear evidence. Use zoom lenses or your feet, otherwise, don’t go to anyone with your grainy near-sighted picture of a blurred out monster that should not be alive.

Seeing is believe, but those pictures make these monsters less than interesting.

Don’t do what daddy does. Do what daddy does not and have some common sense, idiot!

Vajayjay beer… nuff said.

Wasn’t there a story last year about some Japanese watering holes using the essence of woman as a savory ingredient to alcoholic beverages.

Show me the proof of the Sasquatch

Todd Standing, a Bigfoot enthusiast wants an area of land protected by the government for the protection of Bigfoot. The judge wants him to prove his findings; prove Bigfoot exist in the realm of non-theory.

Woman admits to having sex with a ghost.

Anyone with an imagination can have a sexual relationship with a ghost, lady.

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Triangle in the sky

Time Traveler

Loch on Camera

Girl on lake with Grandma see something floating in the distance, it’s Grandpa. Oops! No, it’s only Lochy.

The Snake Pastor’s son

Bigfoot In Court

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